Kill the boy, and let the man be born.

This is Halloween, this is Halloween!

(Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!)



“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

i cant handle this 

So this is what kills me (in the best possible way) about Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. They have Futurama and The Simpsons and for the most part they are just hilarious and fun but then BAM there’s episodes like this and The Luck of the Fryrish. So it’s like ha ha ha *slap* you are going to cry this episode 

it is written that the first seal shall be broken when a righteous man sheds blood in hell

You are a Stark. You may not have my name, but you have my blood.




when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling



realest shit ever.